Father's Day Interview, 2016 edition

Following is Daria's Father's Day interview for 2016. I wanted them all in one spot, hence the temporary resurrection of this blog. As Keira and Brianna are like, all grown up and stuff, I thought it would be weird to interview them. So this is just D-Dubs.

What is something that Daddy always says to you?
D: Goodnight! Don't spit!

What makes Daddy happy?
D: Not whining!

What makes Daddy laugh?
D: Poop!

How does Daddy make you laugh?
D: Pee!

What did Daddy like to do when he was a kid?
D: He liked to play with me of course.

How old is Daddy?
D: I don't know. Old.

How tall is Daddy?
D: Seven feet!

What does Daddy do when you're not around?
D:I really can't focus on this. I can't even do the words. It's so many hard questions.

If Daddy became famous, what would be be famous for?
D: Motorcycle stuff!

What is Daddy really good at?
D: Xcomm

What is Daddy NOT really good at?
D: Making Tastydillas. Ooh. I actually want a tastydilla!

What does Daddy do for his job?
D: I don't know. Something with packages. And bossing people.

What is Daddy's favorite food?
D: Mint ice cream!

What makes you proud of your Daddy?
D: The violin he got me.

What makes you happy he's your Daddy?
D: He plays the guitar.

If Daddy were an animal, what kind of animal would he be?
D: A cow. Because I love cows. Or a horse.

What do you and Daddy do together?
D:  Jump on your bed.

How are you and Dad the same?
D: Well, I put my hair on his head, and then he has hair. And we have the same eyes.

How are you and Dad different?
D: Magic! Cyanide! Painting! Booty!

How do you know Daddy loves you?
D: Waterfights.

Where's Daddy's favorite place to go?
D: To restaurants. To mountains.

What does Daddy like about Momma?
D: He likes her mouth.