So, one weekend the girls and I were driving along, down 18 south of Seattle. We were trying every possible route to see which one was the best at this point. This was the route I was clocking for this trip.
My husband will tell you that I am a champion thrower-upper. I've never actually gotten food poisoning, because I always throw it up before it makes me sick. Much to his dismay, our girls have inherited my uncanny ability to randomly refuse food after eating it. We also get carsick.
So, barrelling down 18, Debris says, "Mommy!!! I feel sick!!"
I, being a quick-thinking mother, still barreling down the freeway, and I should admit, somewhat smug with my quick-thinkingness, quickly threw the ice out of a fast food cup, handed it back to her, and said, "Ok, sweetie, throw up in the cup."
She did.
Still barreling down the freeway.
Now, my Debris is a very particular child. She ALWAYS takes things at face value, and does EXACTLY as instructed, when instructed, and should she feel so inclined. This has caused problems with phrases like, "Use your head!" for example, but for the most part it's a pretty awesome trait, as I can give her really clear instructions, and she will follow them perfectly.
So, knowing her particularness, I wanted to make very sure that she would do as instructed and the throw-up-cup would end up not getting dropped in the course of making it up to the front of Rovey, and, I was still barreling down the freeway, so when she was done, I said, "Good Job Sweetie. Now, I need you to CAREFULLY put the throw-up in Mommy's hand." and I reached my hand behind me to take the cup from her. Still barreling down the freeway.
And, she did. She VERY CAREFULLY POURED the throw-up in my hand.
And, barreling down the freeway, I used wipes to clean the mess up.
I shall never forget that particular happening, nor do I wish to. You can't make this stuff up.
Oh my that sounds like my Emy. Sometimes we call her Amelia Bedelia.
ReplyDeleteOh gosh, oh gosh, oh gosh! I think I would have been sick myself if that had been me! I am so sorry!
ReplyDeleteHaha, great memory, seriously!! I love those types of stories. Big car sicko's over here, too. I'm fine, but Jeremy and the babies? Forget it. I'm still amazed that I don't keep a constant stash of barf buckets and towels in the car at all times! I will for seasons, but then the car gets cleaned out and I forget to put it all back until that fateful day comes again when all they have are their hands to throw up into. Glad you posted this, because the backseat is currently empty!!
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your vacation sweet friend, and take plenty of pics!!
LOL!You'll be telling that particular story for years! Oh my! Enjoy your vacation! Looking forward to hearing all about it! Prayers for safe travel and that no-one has a run in with car sickness!
ReplyDeletehaha - awesome story! Yeah, hope you make some good memories this trip too! :) we are waiting in suspense. :)
ReplyDeleteOh dear!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou did that without screaming? I would've screamed and probably scarred my kids for life, psychologically speaking.
ReplyDeleteI totally laughed out loud when I read this, and today in general has not been very laughable for me. Thank you!
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHA! Of course the nurse in me realizes that it was still warm, so there's a whole 'nother ick factor...And it is truly disgusting the things nurses know.
ReplyDeleteGrrrooossss!!!! :)
ReplyDeleteHope your current trip does not... pan out like that one!
ReplyDeleteYou always can tell a good story.
I so wish I would have read this while we were on vacation, I would have felt sooooo much better about all the puke I had to clean up (thanks to Q getting carsick in the hills of Ozark country) LOL!!!! Tooo funny, and gross, and yet I get it. I used a lot of wipes on our trip. ;)
ReplyDeleteHope ya'll are having a blast!
Oh for the love. That is disgusting! Enjoy your road trip! Hopefully nobody gets sick!
ReplyDeleteoh my...not gonna lie, this makes me a little queasy...grody biscuits! :)
ReplyDelete:O Holy Moly~ I would have puked right then and there! Eek-o-rama!
ReplyDeleteGold Star Badge For That One Darlin'! You are quite the mama!
{That was quite the road trip!}