Kidbits...

It's been a while since I did this, and today just feels like a day for it. Maybe because I had a weird day today. I recieved a phone call while driving to Frank's work that resulted in me forgetting to stop by the gas station. Which was desperately needed. This became quite apparent when I ran out of gas. I've cut it close on that my whole life long, but never managed to do it until today. Thankfully I was on the road to Frank's work when it happened, so I didn't have to walk on the highway. Frank couldn't leave work, so I used his car to get that all taken care of. I filled up Rovey with a 5 gallon fuel container thingy, and apparently those leak, cuz the smell of Gasoline has plumb permeated my pores today. I was going to organize our matches, firestarters, fireworks and fertilizer this afternoon, but needless to say, I changed my mind on that. A large bird also flew straight into my windshield on the way home. Anyway, I feel the need of some kid humor therapy, so indulge me.


These are my kid tweets since March 30-guess I haven't done one of these posts in a while!!


Mar 30-B just finished a 5 step task perfectly. Hip cocked she says-That's what Brie's do! So do you fink I'm good, or do you fink I'm SUPER good?!


April 2-Debris introduced herself today as, "I'm free(three), and I have the toots." Everytime I think of it it makes me giggle uncontrollably. I am so gonna use this someday.


May 1-B wakes up. "I'm hungry, do we have bread?"
Me: "Yep, you want toast?"
B: No, I want Cheerios!


May 6-From K randomly in the backseat on the way to swim lessons today: "I should really be queen of something." That's exactly how I feel.


May 6-K: Mom, you should be an octopus. They have 10 arms. So you could cook, vacuum, do dishes, sew and take care of brie'n'me at the same time.


May 7- Me: Holy Cow! Look at all this glitter everywhere!
K: B did it! She made a huge mess!
B: Humph. Guess you'll just have to sell me!


May 7-K: What are you doing?
Me: Trying to focus on one thing till I get it done! I'm not doing a very good job!
K: That's because you are a very old woman!!


May 7-K before bed: Mom, you should get a new husband. Then you could give me your old one!


May 8-K: "Mom, how bout you look on craigslist and see what air is made of? I fink it is made of nuffing, cuz it looks like nuffing."


May 14-B: Mom, I want to put my own p-nut butter on my bread, cuz I'm a great putter-on-er!


May 14-Last night, 3 am. B comes in, flips OUR bathroom light on, goes pee. I carry her in, put her back in her bed. She grabs my chin and mashes her face against mine, & says with a big grin, "I love you body, bones, and britches, momma!" Who could be mad?


May 18-Debris is chasing a fly around the house with a xylophone banger thing, and yelling "Here Fly-ey Fly-ey!" Scary.

May 18- B: "MOM!!! K wants to throw a rock at my head and dent my brain!!!!!!!"


May 19-K from the bathroom... MOM!! One of my poops looks like the tops of my asparagus!!!! HAHAHA! I love kids. How could you not?


May 22-K: WOW! Those laundry piles look just like the Rocky Mountains!!


May 23-B: You and Daddy aren't just the bosses around here! You are the "mean its!" (as in "I mean it!!!")


June 2-Today K has been obsessed with the idea of hell. She wants to know how people can wail AND gnash their teeth at the same time. She's been trying it out, and apparently considers it impossible. She also was looking at the yard, and she said, "I'm pretty sure hell is full of weeds!" Guess I need to stop complaining about weeding.


June 3- B: (halfway up to the ceiling in the linen closet) "Hey momma! I got my world famous favorite swimming towel. HA! HA! HAAAAAA!" Oh yeah. She was completely naked too. The fun never stops.

June 10-K&B are wrestling. They are Keira the Crusher & Brianna the Bang Butterfly. The best part about this is when they announce the winner. One of them holds the other's arm up in the air, and yells, pitch perfect like a wrestling announcer... "And the WWWWIIIINNNNNERRRR IIIIIIIS KEEEEERAH THTHTHTHEEEE CRUSHHERRRR!!!" Or vice versa. It's awesome.


June 11-Last night K&B announced to Frank that they went to the S.M.I.L.E. to register for swim lessons. We actually went to the Y.M.C.A. Too cute!


June 11- K: "I love Tinkerbell. I wish we had her. *Pauses* The movie, I mean, not the actual fairy!"


June 15-K, in the car: Mom, if we're here, and Carrie Underwood is somewhere else, then how does her singing get into our radio?!


June 16-K-Why do they call'em hotdogs? I fought they were killed pigs-Maybe they kill dogs & mix 'em in & don't tell anyone, so that's why they call'em hotdogs.

June 22-Every day K asks me when it is going to be winter again. She wishes for "cold, powdery & lovely snow that is not so hot" every day.


June 23-Internet Explorer froze up on me-K says-"Momma, here's whatcha do. You close your eyes and you count to 7 then open them and it will work. Thats what I do!"

Today: I opened my eyes this morning to Fox-In-Sox 1/2 inch away from my nose, and B doing her best to stifle her giggles behind him. I'm awake!


Today: B is OBSESSED with Johnny Cash lately. He is her imaginary friend, and when she's pretending to be a guy she is always Johnny Cash. Love it!


Today: Me: What's the matter with your sister?

K: I don't know! I'm not a doctor!