Comparing Apples and Basketballs...

So, Wenatchee is the "apple capital of the world." (Try saying "apple capital" six times fast. Hard, huh? I always say "appital capital" on about the second time. Ok, maybe the first.) There's a reason for that, cuz we (meaning "they") grow appitals so big around here, that folks don't like buying them, cuz it's hard to cut up an appital that is the size of a small pumpkin and eat it in one sitting, and it's annoying to pay for 5 pounds of appitals, and only get 2 appitals out of the deal. So I'm told they give these freakishly huge appitals away to employees of the packing companies. And, since we know someone who knows someone, we got us a box of these super cool beasts.

Allow me to share:

I would like it duly noted that the tiny appital Debris is eating in this picture is actually a large appital.

"The Finker" (Please forgive me. Everyone else is in bed, my house is quiet, my laundry is as done as it will ever be, and my kitchen is clean. I feel giddy and goofy when all of the above happen at the same time.) Anyway, I think she was trying to bruise it with her chin. But, it looks like reminds me of Rodin's "The Finker". Isn't her frown amazingly frowny? Cinderella. She ate half that appital. Right down the middle. It was one of the smaller ones in the box, and still huge. She thought we should play soccer with them. We always tell her that when she was born her head was the size of a large apple. I fink it might have been smaller than these apples. She had a tiny head back then. Excuse me while I digress. Back to the appitals.This appital dwarfs my large-ish mug. I took these pics before I finished the dishes. Amazing huh? I fought so.